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Stole this from a pole dancer named Lilly.
PLEASE. Be honest. Not mean. Because I know most of you. And I will find you. Seriously.
HAVE FUN!
What If..?
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
What do you think about my
● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:
Would you
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?
Have you ever
● Lied to make me feel better?
● Wanted to kiss me?
● Wanted to kill me?
● Broke my heart?
● Thought I was unbearably annoying?
● Hated me?
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
● Wondered about my sanity?
● Wanted to do something to me?
More
● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
PLEASE. Be honest. Not mean. Because I know most of you. And I will find you. Seriously.
HAVE FUN!
What If..?
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
What do you think about my
● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:
Would you
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?
Have you ever
● Lied to make me feel better?
● Wanted to kiss me?
● Wanted to kill me?
● Broke my heart?
● Thought I was unbearably annoying?
● Hated me?
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
● Wondered about my sanity?
● Wanted to do something to me?
More
● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
SORRY!
I'm so apologetic for not being here DON'T WORRY THOUGH, I'VE BEEN TORTURED ALREADY! By over 10,000 Deviant messages. So, I'M POSTING AGAIN! Enjoy!
Girls Need to Realize
We guys dont care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you,
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m...
That it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking me
Dear 'friend' Ynitsed
SERIOUSLY!? Really, you posted a journal about it? Listen, I DON'T CARE if you want to do something with someone else, I don't care if you just want to stay home and sleep, I don't care. JUST DON'T SAY YES IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. That's the AMAZING thing about free will, you DIDN'T have to say yes. You bailed literally two hours before you were supposed to be here. So because you've known them longer, and they made plans TWO DAYS AFTER YOU SAID YES TO ME, I'm obviously not worth it. I THOUGHT I could rely on you....how mistaken was I. I really thought you could be the best friend I wanted because my original KEPT BAILING ON ME, NEVER GAVE A SHI
Sad face! HELLO AND RANT TIME. :(
So sorry I havent been on in awhile, I'll start posing lots!
OKAY! Rant time.
I
Hate
Spammers.
In games like storm 2 and soon storm generations, everyone spams. it is so fucking annoying. like seriously learn to play, let me charge, and STOP FUCKING HITTING REPEATEDLY.
LIKE OH MY GODIVA. That's chocolate, by the way.
I only do it after you do it AT LEAST FIVE TIMES.
and stop quitting when you get upset. like seriously there are SO many pussies out there. I have found TWO. TWO. (like more than one, less than three) People who are NOT TOTAL TOOLS, DICKS, OR PUSSIES.
and I know what youre thinking. GET. A. LIFE.
I mean I WOULD, but e
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Died: i'd throw a dildo in your grave party up and start a rave... In the words of dahvie vanity
Kissed me: i'd back hand you bitch, and you wouldnt get back up
Fell: i'd lol and then help you up
Nextdoor: i wouldnt care
Stole: i dont care
Murdured: same as died
Cried: i would atempt to comfort you
Marry: hell no bitch, you my besties ex
Hospitalized: i'd send you bacon roses
Personality: your cool
Eyes: i dont notice
Hair: its dead skin
Family: havent met them
Smile: i dont notice
Trust bed: it would depend
Secret: yes
Hand: no
Study: sure
Cook: possibly
Love: no, but lurv as a friend, yes
Date: same as marry
Sex: eww hell no, your my buddy, not my hoe
Lied: no
Kiss: no
Kill: yes
Broke Heart: no
Annouing: hell yes
Hated: no, not quite
Tell something, but didnt: no
Sanity: no
Do something: yes
Meet: begining of skool year, through isabella, rachel, destiny, and erica
3 words: obsesive, dramatic, cool
Impresion: annouing
Curent impretion: ok
Reminder: stupid naruto yaoi
Together forever: no, you wont survive as long as me
Last time seen: today
Re-post: no
Kissed me: i'd back hand you bitch, and you wouldnt get back up
Fell: i'd lol and then help you up
Nextdoor: i wouldnt care
Stole: i dont care
Murdured: same as died
Cried: i would atempt to comfort you
Marry: hell no bitch, you my besties ex
Hospitalized: i'd send you bacon roses
Personality: your cool
Eyes: i dont notice
Hair: its dead skin
Family: havent met them
Smile: i dont notice
Trust bed: it would depend
Secret: yes
Hand: no
Study: sure
Cook: possibly
Love: no, but lurv as a friend, yes
Date: same as marry
Sex: eww hell no, your my buddy, not my hoe
Lied: no
Kiss: no
Kill: yes
Broke Heart: no
Annouing: hell yes
Hated: no, not quite
Tell something, but didnt: no
Sanity: no
Do something: yes
Meet: begining of skool year, through isabella, rachel, destiny, and erica
3 words: obsesive, dramatic, cool
Impresion: annouing
Curent impretion: ok
Reminder: stupid naruto yaoi
Together forever: no, you wont survive as long as me
Last time seen: today
Re-post: no